"I thought you were needy"

That's a quote by Sandra Bullock from the movie Two Weeks Notice. In the scene she throws 2 quarters into a disheveled, dirty guy's coffee cup and coffee splashes out. The guy says "Hey, what the hell!" or something like that. She says "I'm sorry sir, I thought you were needy."

That is exactly what happened to me today. Well, not exactly. I was driving along and I saw this beat up looking dog. I've seen him before. He was sniffing around on the ground. I thought poor dog he is looking for food. This was in the suburbs, mind you. So I say, I'm going to get him food, I don't have anywhere to be. I run to CVS buy some dog food and paper plates and drive back. Miraculously, he is still in the same spot. So I poor food on the plate and I start walking over to him. Suddenly I think, oh wow. Maybe he belongs to this person and he is in an electric invisible fence. But then he gets closer and barks. So I decide, I might as well give him the food. I wlk to the edge of the yard and drop the plate. Then I walk back to my car. I turn around to see if he took the food. He sniffed it and then walked off, obviously he wasn't hungry. This lady has walked out of the house and is staring at me. I get in my car and drive off.

Sorry dog, I thought you were needy.