I am at Virginia Beach, or is it "in" Virginia Beach? I am in the area. I am not on the actual beach right now. Hmmm...
My summer is coming to an end. I need to take a minute here and take stock of what I have accomplished this summer:
Number of cigarettes smoked: 840, give or take
Number of alcoholic beverages drank: 16
Number of books read: 2
Number of books I started but didn't finish: 6
Number of times I have tried to diagnose someone I know with a mental illness: 9
Number of people I told that they have a mental illness: 0
Number of times I cried: 5
Number of times that I only cried because I was trying to quit smoking and was therefore much too emotional: 3
Number of times I said "I love my job": too many to count
Number of short-lived crushes: 4
Number of times I felt like I made a complete ass out of myself: too many to count
Number of times I actually made an ass out of myself: probably far less than i think
I will finish this in a little while...
The internet here is screwy
1 comments:
Wow! This makes me wonder if I'm one of the nine you diagnosed with mental illness. Isn't that selfish of me? Also, I think if you moved each of the numbers down one, then some of the tallies would apply to me... (That was pretty selfish too come to think of it. Also, it doesn't apply across the board; for example I did not have "too many crushes to count.")
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